Tuesday 6 October 2015

The Black Water Vampire Review.

This movie was typical like so many other movies of its kind 3 movies came together in this one movie & gave birth to TBWV. Concepts were certainly borrowed.! Nightmare on Elm street, Blair Witch & Rosemary's baby echoed through certain parts & scenes of this movie. If u have seen the other 3 movies mentioned then u know exactly what I'm talking about. Nothing original here like so many other movies it borrowed of other movies & it was a little predictable. I do however like this movie as it claims to be based on actual events definitely exaggerated then again truth is stranger than fiction. I did find certain parts to be funny like when they arrived at the cabin & the owner who rented it to them the rather large freaky beast of a woman acting weird that was a bit phony but funny another scene where they found their friend who had went missing during the night & found her in the morning naked & covered in blood with random bite marks. At that point the last remaining male  was like lets leave her fuck that & the other girl didn't want to leave her friend. I found it smart of the guy to want to leave the girl behind he was like she's going to die anyway lmao he was right though as he was about to leave some vampire that looks like Golem from lord of the rings appears & kills him the girl who they found or their recovered friend I should say is the only one who survives & a year later this is the ending they celebrate the vamp baby birthday while the girl seems zoned out in another world & the little vamp baby has some gross bloody goo all over its face. I knew that was coming from the moment I saw something moving in her belly when they found her lol if u saw the movie u know what I mean. I did find the ending to be kinda unique maybe not. I'll go with singular & on that note this movie gets a 7 out of 10 it doesn't exactly get the stamp of being Unforgettable but I'm very merciful & find myself appreciating it just bcuz its a horror lol & its is Halloween & I appreciated seeing a new horror movie saw it on Syfy last night lol yea it was good but still I was generous & it wasn't that bad so that's THE BLACK WATER VAMPIRE SUMMED UP.! The guy who played Freddy Krueger seems to be desperate for work since he was the killer in this movie & the song made up about the killer was almost identical from one of the nightmare on elm street movies I think it was part 3 now that's just fucking cheap. I do find the movie name/title to be interesting just a bit.! But the song thing was so cheap some parts of this movie was like a repeat from the other 3 I mentioned prior I think the director or producer or who ever decided to make this movie just wanted to make a fucking movie & they did & it wasn't to horrible...THE END.!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8kSdmh-A7w

Tuesday 24 February 2015

Babysitter's Black Book.


What can I say. Lifetime you did it again. This is the exact reason why a perfect example of why 15 years later I'm still a very dedicated lifetime viewer. FYI I began watching lifetime when I was just 14 years old lol. You know they say lifetime is for women. But truthfully speaking I believe lifetime is for everyone yes because it's that good. Babysitter's black book is a fine example of that claim. What do I want to say. I think/believe this movie has such a positive message especially for young people. But before I get to that I just have two say oh my goodness this movie was sensational. I enjoyed every minute every second of every minute from the beginning till the very end.  Firstly  this movie was well portrayed and the message was well conveyed. This is my kind of movie it really drew me in who is to say why most of the time when we really enjoy something or have a favorite movie the reason is simply that we like well I don't just like it. I favorite it okay simply put I love chemistry between the characters it was magnetic. The actresses/actors that was chosen for this movie suited their roles perfectly.  I first saw the poster for this movie on Twitter and Facebook. The name reminded me of the movie the babysitter seduction starring Keri Russell and the dad from seventh heaven yeah that guy ewww moving on.  I had an idea of what the movie was about girls having sex for money and usually most of the time it's always some seductress type figure that seduces and lures the good family husband this guy is usually a good guy. But has the ability to stray. He is good because he provides for his family but also has his vices yeah that guy. To me both parties were innocent.  Before you get all defensive let me explain why. If you saw the movie you know exactly what I'm talking about. Ashley babysits for a family the people a couple they treat her very well especially the mother Ashley is lucky enough to find employers that like her and care for her well-being it's very rare to find people like that usually the mother would be very insecure having a young teenager around her husband. No this woman is beyond that she's very kind/caring which will come back to bite her on the ass. Factually it was not the mother's fault that her husband. I'm sorry  very good looking, smoking hot husband would cheat it's in his nature if she was always suspicious of him he would have used that against her saying you always suspect me and never trust me or appreciate me. But his wife was the opposite of all those things which is really hard to find and sad taking that into consideration. She saw Ashley as a child which is exactly what she was. A young adult yes but still a child in a sense. Unfortunately Mark doesn't see Ashley that way to him she's very grown-up so grown-up he decides to make Ashley a business unlike her other friends who were having sex for money with multiple clients should I say.   Ashley sort of stumbled upon the situation Mark was doing a whole bunch of nice stuff for her he has amazing connections in high places that enabled him to help her frankly speaking if she had just stayed exclusively to/with Mark everything would still be fine in my opinion it's her fault the wrong sex/with the wrong person would haunt her for the rest of her life unlike the other guys. Mark was very sweet to her. I do believe she would eventually end up getting her feelings hurt. She called it off with. Oh so Mark is no good anymore .I think it was the guilt of knowing how good Linda was to her is why she called it off. Which was a good move if she didn't go to another guy by that I was so disappointed. She went from super hot super sexy to a disgusting foul pig/beast inconsiderate pervert. What did we learn from this sex with the wrong guy will haunt you for the rest of your life. She decided to have sex in exchange for money/getting into an extremely posh/well reputed college but that wasn't enough if she had just stayed with Mark she wouldn't have ended up in that amount of trouble. It just goes to show out of desperation the things people are willing to do however bad things/wrong things always come back to haunt you. What she lost as a result of desperation/taking the easy way out despite everything that she did she lost her innocense and respect in society she earned herself this stigma of the name prostitute/slut. All that trouble because she tried taking the easy way out and was very greedy in doing so. The moral of the story is that there is no easy way out. After everything that she did she still ended up at square one. If she had just stuck around with Mark for a while and then quit everything would have been great. And as usual the guy always gets away Scott free which is insanely unfair

 

I suppose in a sense Ashley still had a conscience for Linda is why she ended the affair with Mark however she made herself a bigger slut by having sex with an A class pervert. Who also slept with her friends sloppy seconds anyone just nasty.! As if sleeping around wasn't enough she decided hey let's share a sugar daddy/pimp LOL  just filthy.

 

There is no easy way out maybe if she wasn't so greedy everything would not have blown apart to that extent the moral of the story is there is no easy way out she ended up back at square one and lost everything money can't buy and though it wasn't fair the pimps who used these girls got away completely free.She even lost any chance she ould have had with a guy she really liked it was sad she came out the other end with completely nothing a complete loser. Working in some coffee shop.

 

 

TMI with Me, obviously I get the moral of the story. However I have to be honest  If I was Ashley. I would definitely a hundred percent. No I’m sorry hundred and 1% would definitely sleep with Mark. It’s a no-brainer. And unlike Ashley who clearly has a Hussey streak. I would have stayed with Mark only remember you’re not a prostitute if you keep it exclusive LOL. Can we just take a moment to appreciate Mark’s good looks and wealth and connections lol. Hey I can’t help it. I’m just being completely honest. 

Don’t act like you wouldn’t do it also you probably did something similar in life and you don’t even realize it.

 

How unforgettable is it - 1 to 10 I’m not sure why this movie really clicked with me but it did. Hey don’t go getting any ideas. ;)  I give this movie a solid nine 9. Now don’t go getting all excited and then find that this movie didn’t live up to your expectations. Do just the opposite as I always advise you to do. Expect nothing then go and watch it I’m pretty sure in taking/ using that approach you are sure to enjoy it. So till next time I leave you with this unforgettable movie and remember. Be very careful the next time you decide to hire a babysitter especially if she has a black book LOL.

OMG LOVING THIS SONG so much it suits this movie so well cant stop listening to it.

Till next time Thanks for stopping by.

Tuesday 10 February 2015

Best Movies for Valentine's Day. Being single on Valentine's Day.



Mmhmm I know what you perverts were thinking you thought Kama Sutra would make it on the list didn't you well guess what...it didn't LOL JK. That movie in my opinion is over rated it was an average movie then again I saw it on YouTube & that was just one movie there are many versions to that movie. I have to admit I LOVE Valentines day I always did ever since I was a child I just enjoyed the atmosphere of that occasion Super cute cuddly Teddy bears & other cute stuffed animals & heart shaped chocolates wrapped in red or pink or purple shiny foil type wrappers. It never bothered me much being single on Vday & I have been single for every vday that went by but I didn't let it bother me. I believe that its better to be single than in the wrong relationship.  I never had luck in love & I know it well that its better to be single & happy than to be in a relationship miserable & trying to hold onto your sanity. It was rightly said all that glitters isn't gold. Looks can be deceiving and why be miserable comparing yourself to others,friends family ect who's with you when your in a bad place or state only you & then you have to sort out your own problems. I know some people have problems in this department half the time its because we compare ourselves to others or we have people in our lives who tend to magnify our disposition & make us feel bad in the process. This Valentines day if you want to be happy then just forget everything who creates social norms its you and me. There's no law that states you can't be single on that day so just enjoy yourself especially if your young. Try doing something nice for the people in your life that your grateful for who mean something to you. Pamper yourself watch movies just relax make it a good experience. Like I said unlike most people I just genuinely <3 <3 <3 this holiday yes I know its not an official holiday and it has pagan ties to this celebration of love. I remember my mother fought with me for years about vday having pagan ties to it I was like no it isn't where do you come up with these things. I searched many times but never came across it until last year that is lol. So many articles showed up I seriously wondered how I never came across it before.  She was right but it still didn't change my attitude/feelings/outlook to this day. Ohh we don't celebrate vday in my home were religious but were not psycho religious we get a little chocolate or something but we exchange/gift it the day before lol. So moving on lets talk movies.


Personally I believe it doesn't have to be a romantic movie so here goes my top picks for VDAY movies.


This movie is my all time favorite vday movie it always shows on TV & I always watch it I don't mean to it I just ends up that way. I'm sure everybody has someone they would like to get revenge on & I think this movie taps into that part of our psyche & sort of fulfills that feeling sounds so bad lol but it maybe true it. Loved it since 2001 and still feeling it today.


I DO BUT I DONT. Love this movies since the very first time it aired on lifetime  in 2004. Naturally I love it even more since two of my most favorite actor/actress is in it <3 Denise Richards & Dean Cain/Superman. I remember watching him on the superman TV series loved that when I was a kid. That aside this is a really nice movie with a great storyline.
I Do (But I Don't)


It doesn't have to be Vday themed or romantic would you people keep an open mind and trust me.



Very vday  Always only you!
  Who doesn't know Korean don't tell me you cant read that lol good thing for you u can find it on YT with eng subs thank goodness. I remember my first time watching this I cried. I rarely cry for a movie unless it really makes me emotional this did such a beautiful movie a must see due to this & other movies Asian mainly Korean movies have won a special place in my heart yes. Asian movies the few select of course always only you. If u just sit down shut up relax and focus you'll find that many Asian movies are quite amazing. I'm so grateful for the day I discovered my first Asian movie on YouTube I mean besides Bruce Lee & Jackie Chan movies of course which I had seen many times growing up. It was a day back in 2010 a hot boring day I was bored to death. I had 2 so called non alcoholic beers but I found that it tasted like the real thing only to read the back later on & discover that though it claims to be alcohol free there is still a percentage of alcohol and I was happy lmao. I searched feverently but to no avail I was soo bored & distraught that searched YT for The Exorcist ya that bored that I was going to resort to watching that again for the millionth time.One thing leads to another there & then I stumbled upon my first Asian horror well besides Ju on Apartment 1303 how can I forget boy was I happy. My 2nd Asian horror/movie was The Red shoes another great Paranormal romance. Omg don't want to lose track so I'll be brief & limit the sharing lol.         https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPbH--erefE The full movie with eng subs.




Windstruck. This movie really made me cry esp at the end by the end I had grown to appreciate it a bit more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMM-bCsAHUg Full movie.




 I get it some people may feel a bit sick of romance movies, for whatever that reason maybe here's something completely unromantic that is guaranteed to send chills down your spine or at least occupy your mind.Don't make assumptions just watch it its very different.
 This is truly a beautiful horror a bit confusing watch it & let me know if you understood what happened I'm still not sure exactly lol. This is one of those movies that didn't get the attention is deserved.!






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ujV9B2m1E The Palace ohh this was such a nice movie don't take my word for it its a must see.





This isn't a horror but its good/ funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEmxQfwj-94 
So if your alone then be your own somebody do something nice for yourself get some snacks watch a movie. Preferably one recommended by me. Or get a facial or your nails done or if ur on a budget do it yourself there so many great natural remedies on the net. In fact my next post/article  might be about that so till next time I wish you all a very Happy Valentines Day. XOXO


























Saturday 13 December 2014

NO TELL MOTEL







NO TELL MOTEL  That's the name of the movie that I saw today well its now 1:04am so I guess that would be yesterday.  I came across this movie the way i do most movies online & free lol. But that's not the point. The point is the movie was Fu*king awesome I wondered how i never  heard/came across it before.  Almost at the ending there was a not so sweet/nice twist to the movie some might say that it was predictable all the events unfold at a haunted motel however i thought it was a nice atmospheric horror after watching i did what i I always do when I really enjoyed a movie.  Watch the trailer on YouTube &..... read the comments because its always interesting to hear what people have to say & I was Fu*king shocked lol people had the worst things to say about it & I was glad that i didn't see those opinions before i had a chance to watch it for myself & form my own opinion. NO doubt that the opinions & thoughts of other people can really spoil a great movie because if they say its sh*t then u also begin to view it the same way & see things from their point of view & if they say it was so good oh u have to see it then ur expectations are so high that u end up disappointed cuz in d end it wasn't quite as good as you thought seeing the trailer can also have the same effect it shows u all the good parts excites u to the point of i forgot what i was going to say lol. I think disappointment & u get it by now I went in with no knowledge of the movie what so ever had no expectations i did think to myself I sure hope this is going to be good & if it isn't so what at least its a horrors & Horrors are my kind of movie.  What exactly did I like about the movie hmm a good looking cast two of the girls in the movie I found to be really beautiful & I really took to the lead actress she shone through in her role personality wise & visually. No im not gay but can i just say shes really hot she has a smoking bod and a beautiful face to match loved everything about her & her brunette friend who tragically dies at the beginning. Her hair/highlights her outfit her shape the way she sounded  ect now don't go getting all excited you may not enjoy it as I did.  The guys were not very good looking only the blonde girls boyfriend was kinda ok the brother was looking like a grandpa yeah no good looking guys which blows but whatever i thought it was great & I really enjoyed it for me to write a review right away it definitely had some sort of impact. I couldn't get why people didn't like it then it made sense why i never heard of it lol. Now i know ya all likes a little romance but this movie had no sex ....WHAT yes u heard me right & it wasn't an issue if ur watching a horror ur trying to get ur scare on not ur Fu*k on lmao ok bad jokes aside no sex wasn't an issue although i know it sometimes makes for an interesting movie but despite there being no love scenes that wasn't an issue at all it didnt take away from the movie in any way.


Sadly im still having trouble uploading pics to blogger idk why seems like I tried everything if anyone has ever had a similar situation & knows how to rectify that problem then please let me know any help would be appreciated.




My personal observations:
Getting back to the movie one part that really grossed me out was when blonde girls bf  picked out his pills from a public toilet bowl that had shit stains omg wtf I thought maybe it was some kind of prescription drugs that couldn't be bought without a prescription or was really hard to find because of the location/area they were in but I was wrong he was a stoner who had an addiction problem makes u wonder how far he would be willing to go for those pills what else he might do to get them eeeww & he kisses his gf with that mouth nice real nice NOT.
Then there's a part where they keep trying to drive the point home that everybody has secrets that they keep from each other & BG is like   Scene where another friend of  hers dies -why wouldn't she tell me she never said anything I'll tell u why just moments ago before her brunette friend died she was sharing a secret to gain her trust & BG is like WHY R U TELLING ME THIS??!!! Why the Fk do u think! Any ways it was good full of clichés it wouldn't be a horror without the typical clichés would it lol.  Blonde Girls bf was constantly taking shots of illegal drugs yeah cuz he kept seeing a dead little  girl! Do  people usually see dead people when their high.? I doubt it & looking like that like a little devil & he was ok with it it didn't scare him but I get it its a horror not suppose to make sense blah blah but if u really pay attention to some parts its like ah ummm .......oK yeah but again its not suppose to make sense the entity used everyone's weakness against them & its a horror that alone speaks for itself.


OK OK ok enough talk cuz I can go on & on if u ask me to rate this movie I would give it a solid 7 1/2 out of 10. If you think that's to high then watch it you just might see why.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLdJBMoq8cI  A link to the movie.


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Sunday 14th December 2014 

Thursday 11 September 2014

Daughter of Darkness


A summary from the IMDb
The Daughter of Darkness is an atmospheric, sub-hallucinogenic venture into the world of the unknown. The enigma facing the young woman is the identity of her father. Unfortunately for her she becomes drawn into a small Romanian underworld of brooding menace, darkness, torture chambers and bizarrely over make-overed vampires. The moody undertones and well chosen locations are certainly a bonus as is the comically funny finale.  A 1990 Horror starring Mia Sara.






FYI I wrote this just after watching the movie.
Daughter of Darkness I didn't expect this movie to be this good. To be honest I didn't even think I would have enjoyed this movie, When it began I was pleasantly surprised to see Mia Sara I remembered her from one of my most favorite movie of all time Ferris Buellar's day off. To be honest I didn't know what to think at that point I just went along with it and im glad I did I'm always up for a good horror and I didn't know how good of an actress she was. In Ferris Buellars day off she didn't have anything difficult to do she just acted silly & laughed a lot it was quite a simple part to do.  So I was surprised to see her being in the spotlight in this movie where she's the main star & all eyes on her I really got to know her more after this movie & I admit I wished she had made more movies especially horror and comedy I think she would have been a wonderful actress as time went  along and she gained more experience   That being said I found her to be a great actress as is in the movie. I know she would have gotten a lot better as an actress had she made more movies. I know she made a few more movies which in my opinion was kinda blah. I didn't even suspect that this movie was going to be a vampire movie lol mainly because vampires cant have children and it didn't stand out as that type of movie. I thought it was going to be some type of satanic cult movie so I was surprised as time rolled on & it wasn't. Not super surprised but surprised just a bit it should have been  obvious she was in Romania after all. Just a little advice for anyone who travels and vacations don't trust random guys especially when you cant speak their language how did she fall for that hard before his time Gregori IDK especially guys that are outright just as they look horrible skip & move along blahh. Now i'm not saying judge someone solely based on their looks but u get the idea.  I suppose this advice also applies to guys.  This movie is all Mia from beginning to end one is truly able to appreciate & enjoy her beauty as she is the main focus. Now I will give my sincere advice as I always do don't expect to enjoy this movie approach it with an open mind & only then you will enjoy it don't excite yourself then you'll find that it didn't live up to your expectations. Now when you find the time and are in much need of relaxation watch this movie recommended by me and let me know what you think.










https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3G8jdCTZsI  This movie is available for viewing on YouTube.






PROS: Good looking actress
            Nice atmospheric movie
           Not typical in its story telling








CONS; Not scary
             No good looking male actors
             Not scary
             No sex :( lol

Wednesday 30 October 2013

Best Horror Movies for Halloween.


These are just some of my favourite horror movies. I choose last minute to put this list together and sadly this didn't come out the way I wanted it to. However I still managed to somewhat put it together. Oh and by last minute I meant today haha. Feel free to share what your favourite horror movies are I would Love to know.


The Exorcist
 

 
 

The Skeleton Key
 
Magic does exist. !

 
 
Fright Night
 
Do not be fooled by the Animated like poster this movie was Awesome I give this and fright night part 2 both old and new version 10 out of 10. You'll have to see it to believe it. ;)
 
 
 

Fright Night 2
 
Fright Night 2
 
This sexy Vamp will have you drooling and wanting more. :O 
Vamp
This will cheer you and scare you a nice combination again this poster doesn't  do any justice to the movie you'll just have to see for yourself.
 
Boogeyman 3
Yes better than pt 1& 2 is 3, still  part 1 was good but part 3 was satisfactory. :D
 
 
Boogeyman
 

 

 
 The Grudge
 
 
 
Mati Suri
 




 


 Long Weekend
 

 
 
The Coffin
 
 
 
 
Never cry werewolf